|Me:||I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours|
|Me:||*watches entire season of tv show*|
|Me:||*reads every book i own*|
|Me:||*goes on quest to find the holy grail*|
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and...
me trying to flirt with a nerd
friend: hey wanna join me and my boyfriend to this awesome party?
me at the party:
i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”